*grabs my own ass* nice
Kuba Wojewodzki, Polish journalist and comedian (via dysenterygay)
things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in:
- lacy lingerie
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!